Ed: the kind of man who ignores young boys until there's a real lesson to be taught to them. Who's nickname for me was "Red on da head like a dick onna dog." Who probably stood 5'6". Who smiled with his entire upper body and scattered the hundreds of cigarette butts that retards and boys scavenged. For whom the lyric was written, "Gas-fume casualty in a repossessed car, Vietnam vet playing air guitar."

Part three in "The Greatest Night of My Life".