Sunday August 12, 2001

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you now, three videos that I think, smash the living hell out of the Steve Ballmer video. The Hammers of Misfortune!

Click on the images to pop up the vids. If that don't work try downloading them. Note in the video called "Claw", the guy giving the "metal grip of death" sign. He's so into it that he has marshaled the very forces of evil with his fearsome claw.


Hammers of Misfortune
Guitar

19 seconds
or download 1.4 meg
 

Hammers of Misfortune
Hair

8 seconds
or download 653kb
 

Hammers of Misfortune
Claw

9 seconds
or download 1 meg