Things I love about this web page would fill up almost entirely the memory contents of any early 80's PC. But I think the most significant of them would be that, at the time of posting, I haven't read the contents of these posts. I assume I'll break down eventually and saver each one -- a dollip of meaty flavor™ on a long chain of knuckly bones of contention.

I cannot *fit* this web page inside the dementions of this space. Literally or figuratively. Please sent a few HTTP get's over there.