Cookie Cutter
So what's the first thing you do when you get off the plane in some place you've never been before? Like Taipei Taiwan? R..O..C..Baby. You look at the color of the walls? You look at the floor tile? Carpet? People in uniform? I look to the wall just a foot up from the ground. I'm looking near vending machines and kiosks. I'm looking for the plug. What kind of plug do they have here? Apparently I'll be killed if they find drugs on me.
The flight over was a dream! Except for the bad Albert Brooks movie. Do Chinese people get Albert Brooks? Oh well, all I did was sit down, stoned out of my gourd on a chocolate chip cookie made with pot butter that my loving upstairs neighbors Sam and Lucy gave to me and I think I ate airline food, and I think I wrote that last journal entry, and I think the plane took off, but all I really remember is scoring the moisturizer and pulling down my eyeshade and going to sleep. I woke up 12 hours later. No lie. 30 minutes from landing. I feel so rested and happy now. And the AC plugs are USA-style. 2 hours till I go to Singapore. Yeah. That was the best 13 hours sitting in a chair that I've ever done.
- Intro
- Angeles, Take Two
- Inflights
- In de pendence day
- Showermaster
- Read Here for Information on India
- Mani Bhavan Gandhi Sangrahalaya
- I Live in a Treehouse
- Random Stuff About This Place
- Straws, Bucks and Lawns
- Coming and Going
- Any Ol' Punk Will Do
- The View from Swaraj Terrace
- Freshlimesoda
- No Bowling Alleys or Prostitutes in This One
- Bowling Alleys: Only For the Young, Rich and Bored-Trendy.
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- I Met some Boys On a Train to Pushkar
- I Met some Boys On the Street in Pushkar
- Bus-tin a Move
- Pinky Eyes, They're Watchin You, They See Your Every Move
- What You Write when You're in a Sleeper Car
- Birthday Boy
- Movie Review
- Pretty Long, but Every Word the God's Honest Truth
- Givin Props
- Sticking With Strict Chronological Order, Here It Is
- Here's some more
- German Optics
- Shopper's Alert
- Eleanor
- Compassion
- Multi-Infarct Dementia
- Let us now praise protocol pioneers
- Thirty Four
- Cookie Cutter
- What Does Your Soul Look Like?
- Bye Bye, Swaraj Terrace
- Long, Boring Writing About a Short, Exciting Skateboard Ride
- Swingin For the Cheap Seats
- Request Timed Out
- Ah, Bed. "With Two Mattresses, Please."
- Giving Birth
- Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up
- Ticketmaster
- This Journal Cost Me Sixty Dollars
- The Mahanagari Express
- We Got a Floater!
- Kiss My Holi Ass You Punks!
- Better Yet, Kiss My Diseased Holi Ass, You Punks
- Indian Beauty
- Exhibition Cum Sale
- The Puff Guide
- Man Surrounded by Tea: "Let's See some Magic Folks!"
- Sikkimese Graffiti
- Pelling Hotel Play-By-Play
- Brrrickfist Sah?
- Singapore Slingshot
- The Situation Is Right for a Lovely Fight