Birthday Boy
I went out to dinner tonight with Ami and our friends Divia and Xerxes and Natashsa. Indigo is a very swanky restaurant here in Bombay. I had risotto with morel mushrooms and asparagus. Livin' high on the hog as they say back in the U.S. of A. I even had a birthday dessert with a candle and Divia and Xerxes picked up the check. Gonna have to get them back for that one. So good to be back in Bombay, with gay guys and women with stuffy British accents. I can still smell Natasha's perfume on my hands. In regards to my recent deliveries, I hope I wasn't a total bore complaining about all that stuff on my Pushkar trip. I did have a good time but plain old contentedness doesn't make for very interesting writing. I hope it was at least entertaining.
Today I just sat here in my underwear all day and typed on my laptop. I fixed up the website that has all this writing I've been doing so it's more presentable. I played guitar and sang in front of the mirror and drank Pepsi and chewed about 6 pieces of gum. That's what I'm doing. When I come home at night I don't have to think about getting up in the morning to go to work. I don't have to wear a jacket when I go outside. I'm losing weight and I'm getting tan. I have all the time in the world. Why do people ask me why I decided to come here? Isn't it obvious? What could a birthday boy like me possibly wish for when I already have so much?
- Intro
- Angeles, Take Two
- Inflights
- In de pendence day
- Showermaster
- Read Here for Information on India
- Mani Bhavan Gandhi Sangrahalaya
- I Live in a Treehouse
- Random Stuff About This Place
- Straws, Bucks and Lawns
- Coming and Going
- Any Ol' Punk Will Do
- The View from Swaraj Terrace
- Freshlimesoda
- No Bowling Alleys or Prostitutes in This One
- Bowling Alleys: Only For the Young, Rich and Bored-Trendy.
- <meta name='keywords' content='sex, sex, sex, sex, sex'>
- I Met some Boys On a Train to Pushkar
- I Met some Boys On the Street in Pushkar
- Bus-tin a Move
- Pinky Eyes, They're Watchin You, They See Your Every Move
- What You Write when You're in a Sleeper Car
- Birthday Boy
- Movie Review
- Pretty Long, but Every Word the God's Honest Truth
- Givin Props
- Sticking With Strict Chronological Order, Here It Is
- Here's some more
- German Optics
- Shopper's Alert
- Eleanor
- Compassion
- Multi-Infarct Dementia
- Let us now praise protocol pioneers
- Thirty Four
- Cookie Cutter
- What Does Your Soul Look Like?
- Bye Bye, Swaraj Terrace
- Long, Boring Writing About a Short, Exciting Skateboard Ride
- Swingin For the Cheap Seats
- Request Timed Out
- Ah, Bed. "With Two Mattresses, Please."
- Giving Birth
- Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up
- Ticketmaster
- This Journal Cost Me Sixty Dollars
- The Mahanagari Express
- We Got a Floater!
- Kiss My Holi Ass You Punks!
- Better Yet, Kiss My Diseased Holi Ass, You Punks
- Indian Beauty
- Exhibition Cum Sale
- The Puff Guide
- Man Surrounded by Tea: "Let's See some Magic Folks!"
- Sikkimese Graffiti
- Pelling Hotel Play-By-Play
- Brrrickfist Sah?
- Singapore Slingshot
- The Situation Is Right for a Lovely Fight