Don't rub black shoe polish around your eyes. I did it last night (was in mourning) but I wanted to take it off before I went to bed. Looks like its oil-based and won't come off with soap and water. I had to dig under my sink and find a leaky jar of brush cleaner that my old oil-painting girlfriend left there about 7 years ago and smear the brown goo on my eyes to get them clean.

Ok, that's the last post I'm making. Time for bed.