So, I’m a little puzzled by this. I mean, it’s a run-of-the-mill sort of thing, happens to everyone,
but after I threw up this answering machine message, like, the first message I get is this one. It sounds like someone I know but I can’t be sure. Is it a prank or did the machine actually make it though my gauntlet?

(Inspiration for my greeting comes from Amy Balkin’s machine.)