This is a list of books that were allegedly written by one Kilgore Trout as compiled (with a plot synopsis for each) in the books Breakfast of Champions and Godbless You, Mr. Rosewater, which were definitely written by one Kurt Vonnegut. I place them here now because at one point, the wanton display of story ideas, dreamt up, attributed and then tossed away by Mr. Vonnegut was the primary reason I believed I would never be a writer. I may have had the ability to turn a phrase or two but without the ideas that apparently overflowed from a true writer’s brain, I would never be more than an editor.

• This Means You

• Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto or This Year’s Masterpiece

• The Dancing Fool

• Hail to the Chief

• How You Doin’?

• Now It Can Be Told

The Pan-Galactic Straw Boss; Alternate titles: Pan-Galactic Memory Bank, Mouth Crazy

- Plague on Wheels

• The Smart Bunny

• The Son of Jimmy Valentine

• 2BR02B

• The First District Court of Thankyou

• Oh Say Can You Smell?

• The Pan-Galactic Three-Day Pass

• Venus on the Half-shell

This information was culled from The Invisible Library, the link to which was culled from Textism.