Hoff Street, San Francisco. I wish there was a dentist's chair in the middle of this parking lot.

This was culled from some old Super8 movies I found at my house.

Mom on the Beach :20 seconds or download 2.4 megs

From: Sky King (skyking@alias.cyberpass.net)
Subject: Re: Should we rent???
Newsgroups: rec.outdoors.rv-travel
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Date: 1998/02/24

On Sat, 21 Feb 1998 18:26:02 -0500, email@domain.com (Your Name) wrote:

> Some friends and I were thinking of renting a 30 ft class A motorhome
>for 8 days during our college break. We live in Boston and wanted to
>explore florida. It will proablay cost close to $1800 dollars. Is it
>worth it??? Are we better of just flying and staying in a hotel. Is it
>comfortable and are we going to get trouble for parking where we want
>(meaning place other than campgrounds)?
>
> Reply with thoughts and info .....Thanx
> Joe..

You weren't going to "explore" Florida. You are going down
there to drink and puke and screw and take drugs. Thats
why I suggest that you rent that 30 footer and take out all the
furniture. That way you won't have to pay for the damages.
Better than that, why not just rent a flatbed truck with sleeping
bags and a tarp? Have fun!

Sky

I call this, "A Personal Video Statement by Me on the Meaning of Life".

A Personal Video Statement By Me On the Meaning of Life :58 seconds or download 4.3 megs

Alright. Here's the post for today. I'm working on lots of other shit besides this but the deal is that I have to have something "original" to put up every day. I've re-compressed all the videos on my website now that I've learned a thing or two and they're all bigger and better than ever. Check 'em out y'all.

PacBell Building Sky :33 seconds or download 245 KB

The PacBell building is probably my second favorite in SF. I wish I could drive up the side of it like they do in that SUV commercial.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you now, three videos that I think, smash the living hell out of the Steve Ballmer video. The Hammers of Misfortune!

Click on the images to pop up the vids. If that don't work try downloading them. Note in the video called "Claw", the guy giving the "metal grip of death" sign. He's so into it that he has marshaled the very forces of evil with his fearsome claw.

Hammers of Misfortune Guitar 19 seconds or download 1.4 meg

Hammers of Misfortune Hair 8 seconds or download 653kb

Hammers of Misfortune Claw 9 seconds or download 1 meg

Rose's party was supposed to make people dress up like they were at a golf country club. It made me dress up like a jerk. But that was good. Blue Old Skool Vans, orange Arnold Palmer golf pants hoisted aloft by a General Motors seatbelt belt. Into which was tucked my undershirt and my yellow short-sleeved dress shirt with "fuck" silk-screened in pink on the pocket. Resting on my belly and tied around my neck was a purple tie with golden cobs of corn.

I showed up at the party real early and there were only about eight people there. Mandy and Squash, who clapped when they saw me, were going to see the Impaled / Weedeater / Hammers of Misfortune / etc... at the CW and they idea of walking around that metal show dressed the way I was immediately attracted me. I wanted to see Impaled and Mandy and Squash said that Hammers of Misfortune were an amazing Wagnerian metal extravaganza. Had to go. I left the party and promised to come back real soon. I figured I'd get sick of the place pretty quick but it was enthralling. Mesmerizing. And gosh darn it, sweet.

I shot pool with Cecil and shot video of Hammers of Misfortune and rocked hard. My little vidcam drew ooo's and ahh's from all the heshers. I ended up staying to the end. I think Squash was trying to hook up or something and Mandy and I just lingered. We got back to the party and it was over. I sat on the porch wrapped in a blanket and talked to Rose. Walked home as the sun rose.

His Lardiness takes the stage. Video of Steve Balmer made the front page of the NYTimes. I bring it to you now. It's funny. It's sick. It's kinda cute. Click on any of the links on this page.