"Let's just pause for a moment to consider the ongoing magnitude of Bill Callahan's accomplishment. Someday you will brag that you were around when stuff this good was being written." - John Darnielle

With the release of Angry Birds for Android, non-digital matters held little sway over the house this morning. Carter and I taking turns, DeeDee on the toiliet. The only one not slingshotting pigs was Oliver, who was trying to bash us on the head with a floor mop.